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"There are a lot of ways to make a wrong turn when you're
driving around in 5-dimensional space."
"And when I say "Sun" I mean the star, not the child."
"Has anyone ever heard of a magnetic monopole? See, its because
they don't exist."
"So you would have TONS of power dissipation, too bad your
battery would spitting acid at you though."
"I only know about hair styling in theory."
"Here's a stupid experiment we could do. Lets take a copper wire,
and cross it over a car battery. Usually bad things start happening,
like it will catch fire."
"This kind of calculation would make a mathematician squirm. Good
thing I expelled all of the mathematicians before class started."
"It is not considered respectful to call your professor dog."
"But we won't be vaporizing today because we obey all federal, state
and local laws."
"So if the bird touches the power line, it will be alright. Unless of
course you have a really big bird, like Big Bird."
"So you would say, see Grandpa its because of the cross product. And
your grandfather would say, 'Cross product my ass'. Unless of course
you had my grandfather, because my grandfather was an engineer."
Note: Quotes taken from NYU Physics I Fall 2001
and Physics II Spring 2002
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